So here is another new addition to the already amazing website that you are looking at right now… its called hot action email action time…… get ready… theres a new email and response per day and they will try to be funny cause that is really the only reason you would read it… pink is from girl blue is from boy and green is from a cobra
send me your comments, questions, first born children, naked pictures of yourself.....
markthecobrasnake@yahoo.com
when
am i going to see you again??????????
You can never get enough of this cobra can you.. its just
too good ….
Danger high voltage…
Greetings
to you
I am quite fascinated with your site Mr. PolaroidScene.com Man. I was just wondering
what are the qualifications to make it on your site?
Well first you need to take a personality and Iq exam
… then I need to see your grades from highschool and all the types of
extra curricular activites you were involved in.. extra points for anything
dealing with rockets or ninjas/pirates….then you need to write a 500 word
essay on why you feel you would be a good addition to the site… submit
all of this to my secretary, she will look it over and then if you pass the
“test” you can totally go to Harvard or have you photos taken by
“mr. Polaroidscene.com”
take
some flics of us naked 2gether
only if you girls promise not to moslest me like last
time….
I am oddly obsessed with your website. Your photography
is so fucking rad. I really kind of want to follow in your footsteps and take
photos at all those wonderful parties like you, but alas, I live in shithole
South Carolina. Anyways, on to the real reason I'm emailing you: I was looking
at the new pictures and was wondering what band is featured in "Black Black
Attack". And who are the band members, and where could I find information
on them, etc.?
Thank you kindly! And rock the fuck on!
South Carolina throw your hands up take your shirt off wave it around you head
like a hellocopter.. then fly the fuck out of that shithole and come live the
lavish life of a depressing artist in beautiful expensive los angeles California….
Yo dog. I just wanted to say that I've been checking out
a lot of your
shots the last couple of days and damn dude them shits is dope. Im
shooting a little up here in the bay... but damn maybe its the weed or
something but I definately don't have your energy homie. Keep it up
man! I attached a couple of shots from last night ...Berkeley dorks.
Take care and keep me up on the newness!
Woah look at those hippies.. that’s amazing what
that dude doing to the other guy.. that’s totally not legal.. thanks for
the compliments about all the photos and stuff that really nice of you.. you
must be a hippie yourself.. .go hug a tree for me…
i just discovered your website!! it a pretty funny idea...so,
i'm leaving in france and i am pretty involved in photo while French parties...and
i would be interested to use your idea but about French people partying around
my personal life...what do you think about a www.polaroidscene.fr ??? so, i
am actually trying to ask your authorization to use your idea?? it could have
a kind of international "polaroid scene"...
please email and don't be afraid to tell me NO...
We could be like starbucks all over the world… right
now im opening up a location in japan so for the next two weeks I hope you will
enjoy the hot japan photos that are going to be coming soon… then when
im back to headquarters in los angeles we can talk about the possibility of
opening up a stinky French location….
sup gangster,
i visit your polaroid scene site everyday cause.. of the pretty people and
whatnot. i've been wondering for quite some time now... that friend of
yours (i think) WHO IS SHE? she looks very familiar, possibly someone in the
music scene i have no clue but she looks familiar.. if you still dont know
who i'm talking about, you have one photo album called "nyc Nikki Lee"
and
she's eating bomb pizza.
A pizza bomb that could be dangerous… one time I
was watching the teenage mutant ninja tututles movie with lisa k and they were
totally eating lots of pizza… nikki lee needs to eat more pizza cause
she only weighs like 90 pounds…
Why
is it that you scenester jack-offs are always drinking Red Stripes?
We’re not actually drinking them.. just pretending
to…
I swear I see you all over the place... I love the site.
Just wanted to
sayhey - maybe we'll actually meet at one of these parties one day. Are
you onMyspace? Look for me if you are. :)
Woah don’t you think you are taking things a little to fast… actually
meeting could involve talking and possibly more that is really taking things
a little to fast for me… I rarely leave the house unless there is a bad
smell in my room or something trying to kill me….
your
website is amazing.
it has changed my life.
thank you
keep up the good work.
i'll be checkin back often.
(naked pics)included
I can say the same for the photos you sent me…. I think now I have to
go black and never come back… thank you aunt jammama….
hey
there mark,
i love the way yr photos turn out and just over all yr photos in general, i
was just curios as to what you use to shoot yr pics with? I am a photographer
as well.
I
use a camera I works pretty good to shoot pics with… its funny that you
decided to abbervate your with yr. It took me a while to figure that out….
Everytime I check your site it puts that smile on my
face and thus result into continous flow of loud
laughter. The recent sets are great! Especially the
hangouts, backyard boogies and ofcourse the sport
events..."Dodgeball"...! At its finest form, this shit
just cracks me up. Bunch of balls, food (corns
everywhere) and characters, characters, characters,
characters...! Well this summer its been I may say the
least okay. Only been to a couple of good parties and
events but I wanted for this summer to be more fun and
different yah know. The places I go to is been the
same old shit but different day, stagnant as fuck.
Also I just finish a big project for work and now I
can freely breathe and have fun the rest of the summer
and your pics really pumps me up on going out. I
would like to ask you if theres anyway for me to find
out good events like parties, backyard boogies and
such. New , old spots and upcoming events. Ofcourse, I
don't want you to be the party events post but
definitely some info on where to go will definitely
help. I have resources but they all bust out mostly
mainstream shit. This may sound desperate but I am
actually saving myself before I become one. Well let
me know if you have time what spots I can hit up.
Maybe get to meet the man behind the camera in
person... Alright this shit is getting long so hit me
up G, and again I deeply appreciate on what you are
doing... Until the next, keep that shutter working...
man too bad I have an short attention span.. this email
was entirely too long…
met
you outside the delancey.
im the girl in the blue dress that was with the scruffy sailor looking guy and
the dude that made out with the pitbull.
anyway, it was nice meeting you considering i've heard stories of your "awesomeness"
from various LA pals.
You were looking good….i can show you some of my
“awesomeness” anytime just give me a call you got the number 8675309…
ha ha that was cleshey … just dial down the center..
Hey,
I stumbled upon polaroid scene, must say you've got some sweet ass
pictures- i like the style- really capturing the moment... fuck that's
cheesy. Anyway, keep the sexyness alive...
one time I “stumbled upon” this website that
made my chest more hairy and my mustache sexy…. It was called puberty.com…
check it out
i just had to tell you how great they are <33333 taylor on the guitar is
like hot sex lol brings back memories of the best nite ever <3 I think i
saw u takin some of those... i was up in VIP.... i have blonde/black hair &
i was wearin a bright pink VERY lo-cut shirt, dancin my ass off on a chair rofl
<3 i got my first pic w/ the hanson guys <3 the best birthday present
ever!! aight. i thought i'd share... thanx for letting me rant haha
I saw the updated pictures, and sadly, I was in none of them. Not
> even in the background, but I totally remember like 75% of those
> people. I was going to ask you if you were with the guy with the
> mustache and the camera.I'm a supersleuth.
>
> According to a lot of your pictures, I was probably
like within five
> feet of you at all times. That's so strange. I attached a random
ÿ picture I took that I thought you might find to be interesting.
This email is not weird at all…. Usually when a
person has a mustache you don’t need to ask them about it….its not
something that is easy to hide… and when ever im in five feet of someone
I defiantly try to copafeel or something so next time you shou;d do that….
hey mark
we are stuck in snow in russia
bears are all around
now we start our complements to you
you are good!god
ÂÏÇ Ó ÔÏÂÏÊ,
your people are good also
so you know fucking beautiful to know you are!
hot hot kiss and PRIVET FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE\
Stay warm cause other wise you could get some frostbite
or something like gingivitis…
You know what I like about Russia….the hookers… they are all young
and sad and depressing…
Hey,
this is Joe from Oklahoma. I have no idea why, but I look at your
site all the time. I dig it. Anyways, there is a chick you have on
there a lot, maybe your girlfriend or just a friend, but she is the
most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. She isn't hot, she is
beautiful. You should tell her some guy from Oklahoma says so, maybe
it'll make her have a better day. Oh, and you are a freak.
Keep on truckin,
Joe
Keep on truckin… I don’t have a truck or a
car so I cant really do that but I can ride a bike and I know how to take the
bus. The public transportation system in los angeles is really bad… MTA
you better get you act together and keep on bussin….
Are you a professional photographer?
Im not very professional….
I'm not really sure what the point of your website is,
but hey-
everyone is
attractive so that makes it ok.
Yea I not sure what the point of the website is either….
I think that it might have to do with the beginnings of a social documentation
of the most attractive people that will let me take their pictures….
Email from somebody:
No
offense but Seattle and New York are so scene, overrated. Chicago, now that
is where it is at. Chicago is the home of Jerry Springer, Oprah fucking Winfrey,
and okgo. How cool is that!? And I cannot invite you to Chicago for random events
because I am not from there so feel quite special you were invited in the first
place. I am an elitist fuck.
cobrasnake response time:
Your just a fuck… and you don’t even have a website how lame…
Email
from somebody:
Hey! i just wanted to tell you that i absolutely LOVE
polaroidscene.com. i love your work. i go there about 5 times a night just looking
at pictures.
i enjoyed the Hanson photos!
cobrasnake
response time:
That’s funny… I do something else five time
a night…. Do you want to know what I do… drink lots of beer….
Email from somebody:
i
decided to finally email you since i go to your damn page all the time.
well weve had our horrible make out talks, and well, i think thats it... and
i think i was doing most of the talking, so yeah, maybe that doesnt really count.
anyway you are charming, especially in the blue bunhuggers.
thanks for the fun documentation of my horrible social addiction!
cobrasnake
response time:
Making out and talking are like my two favorite things…next
time I see you lets make out some more and then I can show you my speedo collection…
its very impressive…..and you will be amazed…
Email from somebody:
Hey baby boy!
It was good seeing you briefly last nite at BLOCK PARTY. So youll be in nyc
during the same weekend as me.What parties are you hitting up whilst there?
Call me 310.923.XXXX…
Let me know and ill be certain to meet up with you to take some pretty
pics naked. Woooooot!!
cobrasnake
response time:
Naked pics… how come everyone wants to take naked pictures of me…
they always loose their concentration and end up going to dodger stadium and
ordering like 10 dodger dogs and never calling me again… it kinda sucks
cause I am usually really hungry after a long and hard day of modeling and I
don’t really eat hotdogs but I could get some sort of curly fries.jack
and the box has really good seasoned curly fries...go eat some
Email from somebody:
Hey. I came across your website & hold on to your pants because you've never heard this one before ... you've got some pretty good pictures there.
cobrasnake
response time:
You know what people tell me all day long that I have nice pictures and that
is why I have begun to persue my modeling carier… and your right I do
need to hold on to my pants because I just cant resist showing my package off
to people all over the internet…its really some sort of terrible sickness….
Im fucking sickass
Email from somebody:
hey
dude,
i don't know you you dont know me, but i've been checking back time after time
because your photos are all so interesting and the parties look amazing. i found
it through livejournal.com, though a friend's journal...So how exactly do you
end up hanging out with the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, supermodels, and movie stars all
the time? Are you someone's manager? Who is Nikki Lee? If these are too personal
of questions, then please, don't feel obligated to even respond to this email.
I am just sincerely curious about the story behind some of the pictures, and
the site itself. Thanks.
cobrasnake
response time:
you dont know me... then why the fuck are you emailing me....just kidding i
get random emails from people like herpes...Well you see I am someones manager…
so whenever I go places I am like hey let me in im someones manager and then
they are like I love someone go right ahead… That’s very strange
that you read your friends journal…. I would kick your ass if you tried
to read mines…. But yea it sure does seem like im hanging out with lots
and lots of interesting people… including known pornographers….
And that’s cool….and I owe money all over town…. But yea get
yourself a camera and dress with amazing style and you will be set… the
parties are the least of the rewards think about all the great outfits I get
to wear now that is the hot shit,….
Email from somebody:
I am quite fascinated with your site Mr. PolaroidScene.com Man. I was just wondering what are the qualifications to make it on your site?
cobrasnake
response time:
Well first you need to take a personality and Iq exam
… then I need to see your grades from highschool and all the types of
extra curricular activites you were involved in.. extra points for anything
dealing with rockets or ninjas/pirates….then you need to write a 500 word
essay on why you feel you would be a good addition to the site… submit
all of this to my secretary, she will look it over and then if you pass the
“test” you can totally go to Harvard or have you photos taken by
“mr. Polaroidscene.com”
Email from somebody:
i
was checking out your site and i have to say that it's pretty badass. see my
friends think shit like(taking poloroids) that is retarded and
freaky, but i think it's beautiful. it's really cool to see someone else share
the same interest. we should keep in touch. my name is ashley by the way
and i live in Frisco, TX. i'm a 19 year old girl who is really into film and
all that jazz. welp! Later
cobrasnake response time:
I don’t really take polaroids it just like a meataphor for life…. Its way freaky to take polaroids….So your 19…. I like the sound of that… and you’re a girl I like that too.. so is it true that everything is bigger and sucks in texas… im supriesed that you haven’t included any photos with your email… I love it when I get photos send to my email… you should see the collection I have.. its pretty impressive…mostly photos of girls that try to impress me with sexy photos…I also collect remote controls and cardboard refregrator boxes
Email from somebody:
hi mark, your web site is amazing, you've been so busy. glad you are having such a great time with it all. you are truly unique and talented. love to you, mom
cobrasnake
response time:
mom how did you find this website that’s crazy… this site is way
to oldfashioned for your sylish tastes….. im sorry if you think im a complete
failure but at least im getting tons of ladies…. But mom you are my number
one lady….
Email from somebody:
Mark!
Your last two sets of pics almost made me cry. Why am I not there now???!!!
I miss everyone so much.
Yeah. I just figured I would let you know.
Take care.
cobrasnake
response time:
Don’t cry for me cause the truth is I never really
respond to human emotions… one time when I saw this little girl get hit
by this bus on la brea and Wilshire… it was really gross.. the bus driver
was crying histerically and I could totally understand why… she killed
that poor girl… I don’t think my photos killing anyone physically
I may have done something to their selfesteme but that is always Easley curried
with some bamboo shoots and a tai iced tea…
Email from somebody:
Hi
Mark!!!
I m Pedro Jurubis from brasil
the first i 'd like to say congratulations, polaroid scene is the best!!!I love!!!
well, sorry my bad english ...
cobrasnake
response time:
that’s ok that your English is no good… I been living in America
all my life and I don’t really know English either… this response
is being typed by this monkey that I pay in unripenned bananans… he never
eats them but likes to throw them at parked cars in the parking lot of the archlight
theater… we went to see the passion of the Christ in that theater and
walked out 3/4 the way through the film… got our money back we knew what
was going to happen at the end of the movie already…
Email
from somebody:
i really like your website. espescially when it is 4:22 in the morning and i
am restless and have nothing else to do but lurk. but you should make a message
board for it. so i can lurk and then comment on what exactly i'm lurking on.
just a suggestion. i'm sure it's the first time you've heard it too. hahah.
siiiiike.
anyways. i'd also like to know what some of these places are without the cute
lil code lingo you do. that's about it. keep up the fabulous work.
<3
cobrasnake
response time:
hey thanks so much for the email.. yea the site is a
little one sided and i get tons of emails requesting
thing like message boards, swimming pools and salad
bars,and soda in the drinking fountians... i am hoping that if i get a little
better at
web design i could totally rock out and make the
website like 2 times cooler... so stay tuned and
expect some hot action taking place by the end of
the year i hope... and you would like to know what some of these places are
well you need to look on some message board or something cause it might have
some kind of decoder chart that tells you what my crazy titles really mean...
kinda like something that would come in a box of frosted flakes....
